Sunday, July 23, 2006

From The Book of Counted Sorrows.

All of us are travelers lost,
our tickets arranged at a cost
unknown but beyond our means.
This odd itinerary of scenes
--enigmatic, strange, unreal--
leaves us unsure how to feel.
No postmortem journey is rife
with more mystery than life.

Tremulous skeins of destiny
flutter so ethereally
around me--but then I feel
its embrace is that of steel.

On the road that I have taken,
one day, walking, I awaken,
amazed to see where I have come,
where I'm going, where I'm from.

This is not the path I thought.
This is not the place I sought.
This is not the dream I bought,
just a fever of fate I've caught.

I'll change highways in a while,
at the crossroads, one more mile.
My path is lit by my own fire.
I'm going only where I desire.

On the road that I have taken,
one day, walking, I awaken.
One day, walking, I awaken,
on the road that I have taken.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

三字经 Three Words Verse

人之初 In the beginning
性本善 Sex is good
性相近 Basically, sex are all the same
习相远 But it depends on how the way you do it
苟不教 If you do not practise all the time
性乃迁 Sex will leave you
教之道 The way of mastering it
贵以专 Is very important to make love with only one person
昔孟母 Once a great mum, Mrs Meng
择邻处 Chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence
子不学 If you don learn hard
断机揉 Your dick becomes useless
窦燕山 Dou the famous
有义方 Owned an effective medicine
教五子 All his five sons took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it
父之过 It is your fault
教不严 If you are not strict when teaching
师之惰 Their teacher must be too lazy to teach them the details
子不学 If you refuse to learn
非所宜 It is a real mistake, because
幼不学 Your children will refuse to learn too
老何为 You will lose your ability when you're old...

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so creative.this one ,i cut and paste shamelessly from someone else's blog.
Cheers =)

Sunday, July 09, 2006

可惜 我們的故鄉 放不下我們的理想.

National Day is coming soon,I did not get the NDP tickets just like a lot of other people in Singapore. You have to ballot for it.

My sister grumbled to me that every year it's the same bunch of people getting those tickets. She missed the good old days of queuing up for those NDP tickets.
Is going to the NDP so important? The nation's birthday, NB lah it's just another public holiday.

Okie okie.....maybe it is because this year will be the last year that the National Day Parade will be held in the National Stadium.

The 1st time and the last time i went together with my sisters was so many years ago i dun even remember which bloody year it was..... she lost her Nokia Handphone that night was all that i can recall of....

Or maybe they got some Ka Na Sai orgasmic performances for us.yeah right.....maybe more fireworks huh ?never see fireworks before meh ?

But one thing i have to say ah.....NDP should let kids get in for the Parade free lah .....under 10 year old no need tickets lah..... like that our young generation won't be sua gus... so family oriented right this idea ?

but hongkan ler cannot ler coz' nowadays kids all pui pui ones.....if ur Kha chng too big then forget about going to NDP ah....or u give them fat kids standing tickets lah.....

Last time when i young i don't have cable to watch ,i had to endure watching ndp live on the Lancheow tv ... somemore can choose one.... malay, chinese ,indian and english......i slept through out lah....

And Singaporens Why don't you hang the flag when u were told to do so .Most people will reply you: ''whao lao wei...你吃飽沒事做是嗎? i don't hang u fine me is it ?''

No need to bother lah...my housing estate the Lao Lan jiao bin health minister Khaw oredi hang out the national flag for us liao......No bloody way !What him ? u think he so free ah ?
No lah fucking hell it's what the Losers at town council do mah.....somemore they make Nabei nice nice designs with the flags......

Every fucking year also the same one.....
This is the way we celebrate our beloved nation's birthday ......

Anyway .... i wrote this because i read Mrbrown's blog. He kena fucked by the gahmen's dog mediacock. They suspended a great columnist .It's their lost....
Just try to have faith in what u believe in .Just blog on.......

The podcasts "I am Singaporean'' are damn heartwrenching to listern to but i must say they are very good.